My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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