im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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