Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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