you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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