Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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