I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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