I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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