Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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