...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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