But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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