it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i think my mom watched the whole time
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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