Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
God I need to hump something, right now.
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