yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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