Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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