The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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