there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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