I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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