If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
only you would photoshop your dick
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
