So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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