her vagine was all disorganized.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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