i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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