How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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