His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
sex in a hospital.. check
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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