drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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