Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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