Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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