A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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