I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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