so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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