Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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