i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Even my vagina gasped.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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