Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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