Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize