do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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