i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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