the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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