I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I am one with the molecules
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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