operation harelip BJ is a go
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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