yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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