She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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