do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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