Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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