i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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