Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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