I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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