Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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