we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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