a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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