Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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