was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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