I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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