there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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