she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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