ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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