I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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